Q: how drunk will I be getting tonight?
A: very
this really attractive girl at uni was smiling at me today and i smiled back and as soon as i did, my bag slid off my shoulder and fell to the ground and everything fell out and idk how it got there but there was a sock in there and that’s it that was my day.
like if u cried.
i got a little bit hard thinking about not having any classes next week